I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
