I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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