Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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