Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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