I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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