just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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