Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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