HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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