your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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