Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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