Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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