I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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