My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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