I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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