She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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