Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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