I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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