Don't you send me to vm
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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