Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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