At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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