real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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