Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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