Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
thus making me awesome and them whores
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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