Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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