Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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