omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it was like eating out sand paper
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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