Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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