i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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