when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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