called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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