spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Congratulations! We have a period
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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