ugly people sure do ruin things
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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