On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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