i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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