Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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