If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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