Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
We smell like vodka and hangover
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