We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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