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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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