so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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