Non-Jews are for practice
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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