She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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