Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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