Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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