he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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