Buhtt sex?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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