yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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