The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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