someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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