first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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